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You can rent me for: having a good time, computer fixing, hosehold cleaning, listening to your stories, car washing, best friend acting, together drinking, in your company working, brother, boyfriend playing, computer skills teaching, video game together playing ... You can rent me for whatever you want. Send me an e-mail and we will discuss details.
How many of you?
What is Human for Rent?
Human for Rent is one man project. I Am the Man and my name is Joe Kowalski. I Am from Prague, Czech republic (thats why the blog is in czech only), but two weeks ago, i moved to Helsinki, Finland. I wanted (and i still want) to stay here little longer, to explore the spirit of north. I started this project, because in this socialist country is impossible to find a job, when you dont speak finnish. So here I Am, ready to be rented.
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- Human for Rent
- Helsinki, Finland
- I am a regular human being, who is waiting for you to rent me.
Terms and Conditions for renting Me
I generally charge a 9 Euros per hour. (2 hours minimum) The rate depends on what purpose you wanna rent me. For example if you gonna rent me as a spading partner for videogaming, i would be much cheaper than if you gonna rent me for removing the snow. The details could be set via the phone or (better) via the e-mail. I do accept payments in cash and in advance only. But i am open to almost everything. No freaks, please. I am waiting. Peace!
1 comment:
No, musim priznat, ze tahle prezentace by me od pronajmuti spis odradila. Ale jeste vic me vydesilo, kdyz jsem loni v Praze zahlidnul uzavreny kramek, kde podle napisu na dverich nekdo chystal pujcovnu psu: Pujcit si neciho psa na hlidani, kdyz dotycny nekam odjizdi, proc ne -- ale pujcit si na odpoledne psa z pujcovny? To je jeste horsi nez pronajem lidi. Zaplat panbuh, ze ten kramek zkrachoval, jeste nez to stacil rozjet.
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